I’ve scissored all types of men, in my lifetime. Some are short and fat, while others are tall and skinny. This little guy only weighed 90 pounds (how is that possible), and thought he could survive my scissors. Apparently he’s only been scissored by little chicks before, because he look scared as soon as I started squeezing. I used all my favorite holds and tried to crack a rib or jaw, but he always tapped right before I could. Maybe next time I’ll have his hands tied behind his back…